Reason #6... Where else can you get all the Fins & commit all the Sins (at least the ones endorsed by Jimmy) you want for just $20 ($25 Day of Event)? 
Worry not – our very own Cardinal Divine will be on hand to hear your confession and absolve you of the sins you’re sure to commit as you walk that “…thin line between Saturday night & Sunday morning.” No need to go to church!
Purchase your phlocking ticket today by visiting our web site ( www.isleofiowa.com ). Included in your ticket price is admission to the official pre-phlocking party held pool-side at the Clarion Hotel & Conference Center from 2:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. Food, fun & games are all included at no extra charge. Did I mention Jello shots?
Your phlocking ticket just might also be your ticket to winning some great door prizes! Save your ticket stub in case your lucky number gets called out for a special prize.